A young couple in the crab position records their personal home video.

Pornstars: The core and most fundamental aspect of modern society is minimal movement itself. Consequently, this guy spends nearly all his time at his home computer—a situation his alluring mistress finds unsatisfactory. To compel him into physical activity, she initiates morning sex, vigorously engaging in crab-style intercourse as a substitute for exercise. Thus, orgasms are secondary; the primary focus is the journey toward achieving them.